JUST4LAUGHS
I'm not aging, I
just need re-potting.
I don't repeat
gossip, so listen carefully.
Lord, if I can't be
skinny, let all my friends be fat. 
My idea of cleaning the
house..
..is sweeping the floor with a glance.
I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it.
This isn't
clutter! These are my antiques! 
Discover wildlife! Have kids!
Our policy is to always
blame the
computer.
Your secrets are safe
with
me..
...and all my friends.
Take
my advice. I'm not using
it!
Mom, I'll always love
you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a
tissue. 
By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!!
This house is protected
by killer dust bunnies.
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
Another one sent to me by my friend Duke...THANKS FRIEND!!!...:)